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This quirky, somewhat
groan-free page contains some of the stuff that has been emailed
to or collected by The
Freeman Institute™ (TFI) over the years. TFI
does not necessarily claim authorship to any or all pieces. We have
tried to attribute authorship where possible.
This is here for
your amusement -- a diversion in the middle of your busy day or
evening. Plus,
you might just find some bonus items for your monthly newsletter.
Some of it is politically incorrect. Enjoy anyway. And try really,
really hard not to be offended. "It's only a joke, for Pete's
sake!"
Feel free to email
your jokes (Rated G - PG13, clean!) and other funny stuff. If it
passes the TFI office staff sniff test (say that fast five times)
and scores at least a 7.8 on the "Laugh-Out-Loud-O-Meter"
it just might get added here. Keep checking back for additional
categories.
By the
way, no animals were harmed in the creation of this page. We are
saddened, however, to report that thus far the ozone layer has
been depleted
by .03 milligrams. You have been warned. View the categories below
at your own risk. Before you get started, here's a warm-up
exercise:
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1.
Grab a calculator (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area
code -- example: 555-976-5555 -- you'd use "976"
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number (e.g. 5349)
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2. (How do they do that! Try it again with a
different number.)
You are now intellectually stimulated enough -- ready to genuinely
appreciate and respect the humor awaiting you below...
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Dr. Freeman's
Latest Book |
HOW I
LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.
And all of the patients were shouting "13....13....13..."
The fence was too high to see over, but
I saw a little gap in the
planks.
So I looked through to see what was going on....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting "14....14....14..."
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