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U L T I M A T E E T H
N I C J O K E
An Englishman, a
Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a
Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans
(including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an
Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, an Ethiopian, a
Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a
Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a
Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Barbadian, a
Malaysian, a Liberian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a
Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri
Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a
Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an
Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a
Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan,
an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, a Nigerian, an
Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a
Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a
Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander,
a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a
Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an
Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a
Cuban, a Tongan, a South African, a Cambodian, a
Canadian, a Ghanian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a
Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a
Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a
Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss,
a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a
Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant and request a
large table.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', scrutinizing the group one by one
while barring their entrance into the restaurant.
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
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