"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
"I was working smarter -- not harder."
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
"I'm in the management training program."
"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!"
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper."
Courtesy of The Freeman Institute